nature is entirely underrated. trees, flowers, streams, canyons, rock formations, mountains, sand, moss, cute little bugs, cute big bugs, wind, weather patterns, rain, sunshine, cows, lions, sea urchins, snails. nature just needs more appreciation.
one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made
my mom gave me this gift for my birthday
at first i was like
please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy
but then i was like
oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl
make a wish?
i think i just became a magical girl.
coolest fucking gift ever